Muddy smoothie

When a woman has profusive diarrhea and shits in a cup then you go to drink it

Man oh man that muddy smoothie was delicious

by Penule April 10, 2024

Soapy Smoothie

The act of puking in ones asshole then following up by shaving a bar of soap into said asshole. Then and only then must one insert a frother into said asshole, and begin mixing the soapy Smoothie.

Hey Wyatt you want a soapy Smoothie I heard they help cleanse you.

by Leapstone November 11, 2024

supplementary smooches

Additional or "auxiliary" facial-sucking --- i.e., more and/or differently-timed lips-and-tongue action as compared to what would normally be expected for dat particular place/time --- dat is intended to help one or both kissers to feel loved, welcome, happy, relaxed/reassured/confident, etc.

Supplementary smooches might typically happen when a guy comes to a party dat a favorite girl is also attending, and so rather than just giving her a kiss when he arrives and another one to say goodbye to her at da end of his visit, he simply engages her in a major mutual-arms-around lips-lock and doesn't break da kiss for da entire time he's there. (Well, except for da periods when they're partaking of da party's scrumptious offered delicacies, of course --- why does one's mouth have to be used for eating, as well, so dat you can't just go on smooching wif yer honey during mealtime???)

by QuacksO January 19, 2025

Volcano Smoothie

Vomiting during a blowjob as a kink.

Hey do you wanna try the volcano smoothie?

by brotherm0ther January 17, 2026

Pickle smoothie

An individual with an unpleasant, unagreeable personality, leaving bad aftertaste

Vanna said ´you cant always get what you want´ to me in such a condecending bitchy tone, Im finna slime her. Shes SUCH a pickle smoothie.

Shes been lying about her fatal disease for over a year to collect clout, what a pickle smoothie.
Ughhhh, whenever Ive spent time with him Im left with such a strong pickley taste in my mouth, thats what you get spending time with a pickle smoothie

by Sweet little apple February 5, 2026

Chocolate smooches

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches !

by CrustyUncle69 March 5, 2025

SSJ Smooching

The direct transferral of one dude’s ding-dong’s pleasure juice into another dude’s wing-wong

Cory and Chad were SSJ Smooching last night, it was highly romantic

by SSJSmoochum April 10, 2025