Definitions by CrustyUncle69

Chocolate smooches 

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches !

Chocolate smooches by CrustyUncle69 March 5, 2025

Gorilla Glued 

When a group of black guys ejaculate onto a woman until she is stuck to the floor and unable to move

-"yo did you hear Alison got gorilla glued after the party last night"
--"ya what an absolute freak!"

Gorilla Glued by CrustyUncle69 March 2, 2022