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Dylan Smart 

Dylan is a good friend who gets beaten up the most, he has an older nerdy brother and has sex with him every weekend, he has some dodgy friends but doesn't get into it. Dylan doesn't look gay but he's the gayest sex guru alive , his dream is to meet James Charles and give him a blow job.
"Wow That Dylan Smart is one gay fucker, in more ways than one"
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YouTube Smart

Folks on the internet who think they've become expert on something by watching a few YouTube videos, but have no actual knowledge, experience, or critical thinking skills of their own, ESPECIALLY when they reject "traditional" bodies of knowledge or schooling in favor of the long, rambling videos to which they've become addicted.

You can't - and I cannot stress this enough, CANNOT - win an argument with someone that is "YouTube smart".

Example exclamations from this crowd include:

Flat Earther: "At least she is smart enough to know that 5 gallons of water can't spin on a basketball at 1000 mph" and "It's called atmospheric refraction. Research Flat Earth"

Delusional Tightwad: "I'm a sovereign citizen, you have no right to impound my car or arrest me - hey, hey, ow! Let me GO, ow OW!"

And any of: "Alex Jones said fill in ridiculous claims here shouted in an angry, gravelly voice before trying to sell you vitamins!"
Dude, seriously, give up ... Dale is YouTube smart, his kids will have polio and HPV before he'll let that doctor give them autism-by-vaccination!
YouTube Smart by MechaRobzilla July 10, 2019

Big smart Mexican 

No need for one. It’s Alan
Alan is a Big smart Mexican

Lexie smart 

Lexie Smart. Lexie smart is a girl who has brown hair and is very sweet. She's the goddess of anything. Style jokes anything her personality is amazing she's funny and awesome!! She's a caring person and lovable 💕 IF u have a lexie in your life... keep her! She is a 1 in q zillion she's the kindest perfectionist person ever. She will care for u and love u for ever !!♡
Guy 1: Omg is that Lexie Smart?!

Girl 1: You know it!!
Guy 1: She's perfect.
Lexie smart by Iluvlexie January 1, 2022

Donovan Smart 

Often the Biggest Nerd in the room. Always thinks he’s right and totally resembles Simon from Alvin and the Chimpmunks
Bro your just Like a Donovan Smart

Not smart 

Someone who's look it up in a dictionary

jeopardy smart 

Wow Matt , you got 100% on the test, you're jeopardy smart
jeopardy smart by Iceman#6 October 8, 2022