sausage slap

when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it

Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.

by i_liek_dem_poniez July 19, 2012

German Sausage Plug

4 Dicks in a woman's Ass cavity at the same time.

Guy - 1 "Yo, Dude!"
Guy - 2 "What man?"
Guy - 1 " I just German Sausage Plugged this chick"
Guy - 2 "Yeah dude, I was there!"

by Jerry Seinfelder March 15, 2010

Throwing a sausage down Main Street

Having sex with a female that is particularly promiscuous or vaginally loose.

(Main Street being a very wide street in Palmerston North, NZ

"Yeah man I boned that chick too... was like Throwing a sausage down Main Street"

by Max Guy September 22, 2007

Hit the Sausage

A euphemism for masturbation.

After not hooking up with his bosses hot daughter, Adam went home and hit the sausage.

by Blaine Becker October 19, 2010

german sausage

a penis of german heritage

for justen leingang love sarah

a german kid with a penis has a german sausage, "who you like some german sausage?"

by sarahjeanne November 23, 2004

grinding sausage

slang term for sexual intercourse, used in the 1930s-40s.

"Well Johnny, after me and the boys shipped out of Saipan, we took some shore leave and went about drinking and grinding sausage with some Chinese whores. It was the bee's knees! Now go tell your dad to take me back to the home. It's salisbury steak night."

by Malik June 20, 2006

sausage clit

A vagina with an abnormally large clit. The clit will sometimes resemble a baby penis, or the head of a penis. Women who use steroids generally have a sausage clit

Did you see the porn "One night in china"? That China chick totally had a sausage clit.

by patrico January 8, 2008