Simon Cowell

Quite possibly the most cruel person in the world right after Adolf Hitler. Also the only honest judge on the show American Idol. Maybe too honest.

Jon: Did you hear about what Simon Cowell did on American Idol?

Tom: Yes, I heard he ate a puppy!

by tha wun hoo kann splell February 9, 2007

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Simon Pegging

The act of pegging someone while using a mock British accent. See Simon Pegg.

Oh yes! Cherrio! Pip pip! We are Simon Pegging, yes? Excellent! Jolly good show!

by Stef July 26, 2007

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Simonna

A dumbass basis white bitch

Bruh, look at that Simonna

by SimonnaLicker69 May 19, 2016

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Simos

Best friends who have known each other for more than fifteen years

"My simos is the best!"

by MemelordTaco July 9, 2017

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A group of gentlemen who attend the same highschool as a tightly knit group of friends. No one enters, no one leaves. Strict rules regarding who can join are essential to Simon Clan. Simon Clan consists of 3 power groups. Starting from greatest to lowest is Alpha, Demo, then Beta. There can only be 3 Alphas in Simon Clan. The most important quality of Simon Clan is the brotherly love. Every member of Simon Clan, Beta or Alpha, has each others back no matter what. And that is what makes Simon Clan beautiful.

Commonly referred to as, "The Boys"

"What the heck is Simon Clan"
"You wouldn't understand"

by ryanverycool December 10, 2019

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