salty goodness

someone who is really hot

omg, look at that guy! his totally salty goodness

by stace September 9, 2003

silly goose

someone who is weird but cool. they make people laugh by being stupid, queuetsy, pyschotic, or perverted.

A:"we're all gonna die, eventually"
B:"you silly goose"

by emma+sam+vicky July 1, 2005

Salty nipples

A nipple that is slaty and or overly hairy.
This saltyness maybe caused by excessive sweating, faggishness or due to non showering.

Is nomally found on fags like Kyle Gaas, Arron Carter, Robert Pattenson, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and the EXTEREME SUPER FAG Justen Beiber.

Dude #1: "I did this hot chick lastnight but she had Salty nipples it was like licking my own balls"
Dude #2 "That wasn't a chick that was Justen Beiber, and why would you know how saly your own balls are?"
Dude #1"We will never speak of this moment AGAIN"

by Ass crass July 10, 2010

Salty Spittoon

The act of blowing your load into a water bottle.

dude i just made a salty spittoon, wanna dump it on my brother?

by sausageking69 March 18, 2011

cruck silly

Something amazing, outrageous, surprising; usually yelled or shouted. Denotes a positive experience.

Chappy started yelling CRUCK SILLY!!! after the goal by cistaro.

by General Burnside June 7, 2007

Silly Beggars

To mess somebody around.

Dubyah: So, are you disarming yet Saddam?
Saddam: Of course. Well actually... no. Well...we haven't got any weapons...just some sticks and shit....
Tony Blair: I think he's playing silly beggars, George. Let's nuke the fucker.

by Kit Shicker February 22, 2003

salty balls

to pour salt on a guy's balls, then use your tongue to lick the salt off

Audra makes sure to carry salt packages in her purse, so that she is always ready to give Pete salty balls.

by urblegs February 6, 2009