Used to indicate a condition which is pretty close to safe. It is fair to say safeish is maybe just a little bit dangerous but no more.
by The Bromiester August 14, 2009
Get the safeish mug.Refers to a wasteman or wastegash who, contrary to the criterion of wastemannery or wastegashery, possesses some glimmers of prospect and potential for success. The safewaste is a rare social anomaly, commonly residing among university communities, who annoys those more proactive and motivated than himself during times of unexpected achievement, while conversely making them feel purposeful and focused during his usual aura of sloth.
Although he will not reach the heights of success that many of his colleagues will experience, he continues to bathe in his own filthy failings of academic obligation until it becomes so unbearable he is reluctantly motivated to work. This minimal level of effort will prove sufficient, even if only for the short term.
They are essentially any lazy bastard who obscures their intelligence and ability through indolence and hedonistic tendencies (typically funded by overdrafts and student finance) with the myopic attitude that they'll make up for their failings next term.
Although he will not reach the heights of success that many of his colleagues will experience, he continues to bathe in his own filthy failings of academic obligation until it becomes so unbearable he is reluctantly motivated to work. This minimal level of effort will prove sufficient, even if only for the short term.
They are essentially any lazy bastard who obscures their intelligence and ability through indolence and hedonistic tendencies (typically funded by overdrafts and student finance) with the myopic attitude that they'll make up for their failings next term.
"Can't believe that safewaste beat me in the exam, all he does is cotch like a leper."
Industrious Individual 1: "Mate, it's 5pm and Franky just got up."
Industrious Individual 2: "Yeah man, he's such a lazy fuck. Although to be fair, he made like £200 peddling Miaow Miaow last night."
Industrious Individual 1: "Shit, that's some fucking business acumen. Bare safewaste."
Industrious Individual 1: "Mate, it's 5pm and Franky just got up."
Industrious Individual 2: "Yeah man, he's such a lazy fuck. Although to be fair, he made like £200 peddling Miaow Miaow last night."
Industrious Individual 1: "Shit, that's some fucking business acumen. Bare safewaste."
by safewaste09 December 5, 2009
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The act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet BEFORE sitting down. Normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. Usually performed when expecting a turd on exceptional volume and density, such as a bowl winder.
by Joe Blob October 7, 2005
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Andy says: I gave that Jodie a Safety Tap last night...
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.
Mike says: Yeah, But she's a minger.
Andy says: Meh, at least I won't get AIDS.
by 123456789123456789abc April 27, 2009
Get the Safety Tap mug.The act of urinating, not due to a biological need or urge, but as a precaution before entering a situation in which excusing one's self to the facilities would be either inconvenient, detrimental, or a social faux pas.
Steve: "Hey, how'd the job interview go?"
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
Juan: "Their bathrooms were locked, so I couldn't take a safety piss beforehand. Really kinda threw off my mojo."
Donny: "Hey man, save my seat."
James: "Where are you going?"
Donny: "Taking a safety piss; this movie's three hours long!"
Craig: "I really wish I'd taken a safety piss."
Minister: "And do you, Craig, take Tina to be your lawfully wedded wife..."
by Darren C August 31, 2010
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Get the safeia mug.A white person in Northwest Wichita, Kansas. One is not not subjected to much crime, potential harmful vices, or much of anything at all.
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