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safewaste 

Refers to a wasteman or wastegash who, contrary to the criterion of wastemannery or wastegashery, possesses some glimmers of prospect and potential for success. The safewaste is a rare social anomaly, commonly residing among university communities, who annoys those more proactive and motivated than himself during times of unexpected achievement, while conversely making them feel purposeful and focused during his usual aura of sloth.

Although he will not reach the heights of success that many of his colleagues will experience, he continues to bathe in his own filthy failings of academic obligation until it becomes so unbearable he is reluctantly motivated to work. This minimal level of effort will prove sufficient, even if only for the short term.

They are essentially any lazy bastard who obscures their intelligence and ability through indolence and hedonistic tendencies (typically funded by overdrafts and student finance) with the myopic attitude that they'll make up for their failings next term.
"Can't believe that safewaste beat me in the exam, all he does is cotch like a leper."

Industrious Individual 1: "Mate, it's 5pm and Franky just got up."
Industrious Individual 2: "Yeah man, he's such a lazy fuck. Although to be fair, he made like £200 peddling Miaow Miaow last night."
Industrious Individual 1: "Shit, that's some fucking business acumen. Bare safewaste."
safewaste by safewaste09 December 5, 2009
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Safmaster 

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.
1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"
2: "That's the one and only Safmaster! Bow down to him!"
Safmaster by hurdur123 January 25, 2011

safenated 

When something becomes less fun due to it being made safer.
This playground was much better before it was safenated.

That hydroslide has been safenated
safenated by chumparoo December 21, 2010
Used to described a point of inebriation so far beyond your contol that you cant possibly remember what happened to you last night.

Combines the words shitty, fuckin, n wasted.
Jo: Dude i cant believe you tried motor boating my dad last night.

Jim: Well dude i was pretty shfwasted. also your dads hot.
Shfwasted by Apesauce420 April 16, 2009

sidewasted 

To be wasted to the point you can see anything straight.
I'm so sidewasted I can't see straight!
sidewasted by Audi0sl4v3 January 16, 2015

Safemate 

Also known as Trustmate. A true Safemate has only one obligatory attribute: A Safemate is always "Stabil", which is German for "solid as a rock". No place for the weak. Safemate. Stabil.
Yannick is a real Safemate. He is so stabil that he is the number one b8 m8 and I r8 him an 8 out of 8 no deb8.
Safemate by BlueBlast December 14, 2017

Safemate 

A person you unconditionally trust in any circumstances. Also called a Trustmate. You need them because the world is no place for the weak.
Alex: How do I know that I can trust you bro?
Yannick: I'm your safemate. No debate.
Safemate by BlueBlast December 14, 2017
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