River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.

I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.

by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016

River Rock

Illegal Mexican immigrants that drown trying to cross the Rio Grande river into the US

Cletus: I'm sick of those fucking river rocks coming and taking our jobs
Clint: Damn straight. Now pass me the chewing tobacco

by My_Real_Name_420 July 14, 2017

River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.

Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.

by Campminihaha August 22, 2017

river turkey

A massive Goose, who is guarding the source of Algae

I was walking by the canal, and I saw this massive river turkey!

by Fuffywaffle October 12, 2018

River Scott

Big sex vegan man

Person 1: Ayy bro, you gonna start dieting?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I'm on that River Scott

by lil black guy May 2, 2019

River Phoenix

River Phoenix an attractive beautiful and multitalented person with blue eyes and a huge compassionate heart and soul too pure for the world, with equally gorgeous blue eyes and a smile that'll melt your heart.
a person with very good advice to give and is always willing to land to a hand, and always loves helping out with people, and an huge animal lover and a best friend.

" God you act like a river phoenix!"

"you look like a river phoenix!"

by Ness_J_Quin April 1, 2019

rivers

a handsome guy with amazing abs and amazing hair. his name is unique and he is too i don’t fond many people like him. he is a daredevil but is very king and romantic also. he will do anything for his loved ones and anything to keep them save

“do you see rivers over there he and his girlfriend are such a cute couple i wish i had that”

by mydickbig477474 April 17, 2019