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Reddit popsicle

When you get a boner but don’t ejaculate.
I was in the pool and something about the combination of warmth and wetness made me have a reddit popsicle, which I was kind of frustrated by.
by Steely Stan November 9, 2025
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Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.
My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off
by Steely Stan November 9, 2025
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Reddit crashout

when someone crashouts on reddit for no reason

the google algorithm loves these
redditor: *insert 5 paragraphs explaining why cats are ugly retarded pieces of shit*
guy with brain: what in the reddit crashout
by teteus420 uwu :3333 November 10, 2025
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The Redditor Special

When the male partner unleashes his jizz on a chcago style deep dish pizza, chews it, then spits on the genitals of another male then rubs it in nice and good.
John gave Jeremy "The Redditor Special" last wednesday.
by The Cum Drinker February 2, 2021
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Crystals Reddit

Crystal:no one knows Crystals reddit
by HookTheGamer December 30, 2021
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sitio Reddit

synonym - Locale of Reddit
A "fictitious" community (because there's no such name of a place exists in the Philippines, only exists in Reddit social media platform) consisting of closet or former members of MCGI (Members Church of God International, a.k.a. Ang Dating Daan - a Philippine-based religious organization), criticizing the church's teachings and practices, and also the rampant corruption perpetrated by its leadership starting from its founder Eliseo Soriano and his successor Daniel Razon.
Hindi na pala ko lokal ng (insert place), taga-sitio Reddit na ako.
by De-tapak na Chi Sitio Reddit January 2, 2024
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cooking reddit accounts

Cooking a reddit account is the act of making a fake account on reddit long before it's needed, by intermittently posting and commenting to lend credibility to the account when it's eventually put to use. Accounts can be created with the final purpose in mind already, or old or purchased accounts can be repurposed to become sock puppets.

Reasons someone might cook an account in advance include the ability to influence discussions, express controversial opinions without being immediately dismissed as a biased party (like paid or volunteer supporters who promote specific agendas, such as Israeli hasbara trolls that are paid or volunteer to astroturf support on social media to make it appear that their position is more popular than it really is), or share fabricated content that might be met with greater scrutiny if posted from a newly created account (such as individuals who cook accounts to share fake UFO videos they've made, disguising them as authentic recordings by ordinary people).

The difference between cooking an account and the expression "sockpuppet account" lies in the fact that cooking specifically involves the pre-planning of false engagement on an account over a period of time, whereas a sockpuppet account applies to any account being used for deceptive purposes.

The term "cooking" is derived from the act of preparing food over a period of time before it is ready.
"I posted that UFO video we made on the subreddit but everyone knew it was fake right away because the account was too new. So this time, I decided to try cooking reddit accounts, and spent the two months adding random comments and posts every few days. Hopefully when I post this new video they will be a lot less skeptical!"
by kiriakouTWO April 19, 2024
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