Rer Protector

An offshoot of the adjective rerist, rer protector is the official job title of a large, generally male, friend designated to ward off those labeled "rerist" and/or creepy joes who may try to get all up on you on subways, in clubs, or on any sort of public outing or transport.

Corrine: "That guy is totally rerin' me with his eyes right now!"

Nicole: "Don't look here! Rer protector Cody get 'um!!!"

by Reed0920 February 6, 2009

Cock protector

Someone that protects your cock.
Opposite if a cock blocker


A.k.a
CP
Cool person

Guy 1: Dude can you be a cock protector and make sure everything goes good.
Guy 2. Yeah bro.

by previan February 17, 2009

protean shake

A guys cum. Cum is suppose to be made of protean, so it is a joke, relateing to a mileshake made out of cum.

A girl gave her boyfriend oral sex, when he came in her mouth, she drank a protean shake.

by Tim Fackler March 23, 2007

protean shake

A guys cum. Cum is suppose to be made of protean, so it is a joke, relateing to a mileshake made out of cum.

A girl gave her boyfriend oral sex, when he came in her mouth, she drank a protean shake.

by Tim Fackler December 15, 2008

antiwar protestor

Jobless bum

I hate corporatations! Micky D's fired me for lateness and now I am an anti-war protestor.

by Ted Rall\'s nutsack August 5, 2003

antiwar protestor

one who thinks war is not the answer, and also has no clue of how to ask the question...

journalist: do you think it's morally right for the military to shoot at people in a war zone?
rumsfeld: that was an antiwar protestor question...next?

by foxpaw May 5, 2003

medievil protection

when one uses a spearhead instead of a condom

"billy wanted to make sure his girlfriend would have a blast, but didnt want her pregnant, thus consulted his preacher on sanitary medievil protection."

by Mangorth June 7, 2007