A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.
John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.
by nathanb33 August 22, 2011
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My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
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I got home from work and was ready to run my errands, but I got pre-tired and watched Netflix all night instead.
by JC_Cali November 16, 2018
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It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!
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