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It's when the universe anticipates the bullshit you are about to pull and issues preemptive punishment to you in advance of your future evil deeds.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!
pre-karma by Jordicolas April 17, 2019
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pre meditated] karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma
One to cause pre meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate

Pre Meditated] Karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma
One to cause Pre Meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate
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