Another term for a fabrication. An RDQ is when someone is making shit up. What they are saying has no basis or foundation in fact. They are inventing or perhaps just lying to you. In other words, they are pulling it out of their ass. And that, my friends, is what we call a Rectal Database Query.
Sales team associate's conversation:
Sales guy #1: I don't know how my coworker derived these sales figures.
Sales guy #2: I know right?! He must have used an RDQ.
Sales guy #1: What's an RDQ?
Sales guy #2: A rectal database query (RDQ)!
Sales guy #1: I don't know how my coworker derived these sales figures.
Sales guy #2: I know right?! He must have used an RDQ.
Sales guy #1: What's an RDQ?
Sales guy #2: A rectal database query (RDQ)!
by Jordicolas October 19, 2018
Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
by Jordicolas November 16, 2020
Model peddlers are people who hide behind models and theoretical frameworks because they are unable to think for themselves. They argue with you and defend their viewpoint citing academic models. They describe themselves and the world in terms of models like Clifton Strengths, Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI), DiSC and other models.
Why are they peddlers? Because they are trying to sell you on models to avoid having you discover they can't think for themselves. They are hiding their insecurities, personality deficiencies, and are intellectually disingenuous. Also known as a model whore or model guy.
Why are they peddlers? Because they are trying to sell you on models to avoid having you discover they can't think for themselves. They are hiding their insecurities, personality deficiencies, and are intellectually disingenuous. Also known as a model whore or model guy.
There Roger goes again citing a model to convey his viewpoint. He is such a model peddler. He's always trying to sell us on this inane framework!
by Jordicolas October 03, 2024
If you were an animal in another life and were reincarnated as a human in this life, then proceed to eat a member of your former species, then you have engaged in Transmigratory Cannibalism.
For example, I was a stingray in a former life. I recently went fishing, caught a stingray, grilled ate ate it. While consuming the stingray I had the passing thought, "This could be my cousin!", which could be called Extended Familial Transmigratory Cannibalism.
by Jordicolas July 11, 2017
When someone shares something with you that was unsolicited, outside of your area of interest, outside of your area of expertise, or otherwise unwanted and unwelcome.
Nuisance shares often come from pontificating coworkers in the form of forwarded articles, theories, frameworks, books, or open offers to join them on an intellectual journey. Individuals who nuisance share seem to believe they possess high-level knowledge or are intellectually superior to you. They often coach you in the form of a nuisance share.
Nuisance sharers appear to have all the time in the world to study theoretical and academic frameworks and appear to assume you also have all the time in the world to read them as well.
Nuisance sharers also often take the moral high ground in an argument, claim you are wrong according to a framework or model, then send you a link to that model. They also have difficulty staying on topic and on a single argument or train of thought. When you finally collect your thoughts and try to redirect them back to the original topic, they will cut you off and ask you if you remembered something they said at the beginning of the discussion. Then, they follow up with another nuisance share in an attempt to make themselves right, and you wrong.
Do not waste your time or emotion on nuisance sharers. They will suck your very soul from your body and leave you mentally desiccated. You will factually become less intelligent as a result of your interactions with these people.
Nuisance shares often come from pontificating coworkers in the form of forwarded articles, theories, frameworks, books, or open offers to join them on an intellectual journey. Individuals who nuisance share seem to believe they possess high-level knowledge or are intellectually superior to you. They often coach you in the form of a nuisance share.
Nuisance sharers appear to have all the time in the world to study theoretical and academic frameworks and appear to assume you also have all the time in the world to read them as well.
Nuisance sharers also often take the moral high ground in an argument, claim you are wrong according to a framework or model, then send you a link to that model. They also have difficulty staying on topic and on a single argument or train of thought. When you finally collect your thoughts and try to redirect them back to the original topic, they will cut you off and ask you if you remembered something they said at the beginning of the discussion. Then, they follow up with another nuisance share in an attempt to make themselves right, and you wrong.
Do not waste your time or emotion on nuisance sharers. They will suck your very soul from your body and leave you mentally desiccated. You will factually become less intelligent as a result of your interactions with these people.
Well, I just had another long-ass conversation and disagreement with Roger. Now he is justifying his side of the story by sending me a shit ton of nuisance share website links. Does he think I have time to read that crap after he wasted my morning on some dumb shit?
by Jordicolas October 03, 2024
It's when the universe anticipates the bullshit you are about to pull and issues preemptive punishment to you in advance of your future evil deeds.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
It's as if the universe kicks you in the balls before you have a chance to do something evil to someone else.
So there I was, changing the gas line in my car, all covered with gas and thinking about how long I would smell like petroleum. Fast forward thirty minutes and I'm laughing at my son who is standing in a pile of fire ants. Being covered in gas was like pre-karma for laughing at my son's future misery!
by Jordicolas April 18, 2019