police

People that wear blue or black uniforms who get paid to set people up and plant evidence on them, they actually smoke and use the dope from people they bust on the streets, are racists and beat black men half unconscience, have an addiction to doughnuts, pull motorists over on the road and unfairly give them a ticket because they haven't met their monthly quota, beat their wives and just are hypocrites and just as corrupt as the people they arrest.

The police calling themsleves "public servants" are actually a scandalous clad of douhgnut junkies.

by [e-mail] March 7, 2008

open-pussy-policy

The tendency of European women to let almost anyone's penis enter their vagina.

Fashionista #1: Honestly, I think he would take whatever comes his way. He just wants to get laid.
Fashionista #2: And what? She's easy?
Fashionista #1: You know those European girls. She has an open-pussy-policy.

by shelledincombates May 15, 2009

Police

A person who protects people from criminals and constantly gets disrespected by people who can't learn from their first arrest and watch too much hip-hop/rap/gangster shit.

Person 1: Yes! Finally! I'm out of jail! now..I gotta start smoking weed again.
*8 minutes later*

Person 1: ahhh..weed..

Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE! SEARCH WARRANT!!!

One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana.

Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT! POLICE BRUTALITY! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT!

by Authority June 13, 2007

Police

A hard working, low paying job that is usually misunderstood. Police officers probably work harder and longer then any other job and still have very little respect.

Police: Do you know why i pulled you over
Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts
Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight

by Police Patrol July 2, 2008

police

1. Somebody that is supposed to protect and serve you, but they are most likely drinking coffee and eating donuts, along with pulling you over and harassing you for no reason.

2. Something that rappers like to rap about

1. Dude, I just got pulled over by the police today because I didn't give him a glazed donut at the bakery. DAMN!!!

2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah!!!

by Lil Duff 2008 June 17, 2008

Police Brutality

1.The only reason I go to work.

2.The only judicial system a country needs

If you've had your arse kicked by the police.....you fucking well deserved it.....and you know it.

1.Child molester "I have rights you know"

Me - "Yeah you do indeed...the right to taste my side handle baton ....MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

2.Bleeding heart liberal " boo hoo, we don't like police because we are smelly, uneducated, arts students who piss and moan all day"

Me - "Well fuck off to China and see you you like their police brutality"

by 5-0 January 20, 2008

police

Scum who claim to be "protecting" citizens, but in truth are simply glorified tax collectors busting people for drugs, underage drinking, and speeding all while being very slow to respond to serious emergencies.

Guy 1: That asshole gave me a parking ticket for a half-inch too close to the curb. When i called them because someone was robbing my house, that same asshole shows up two hours late

Guy 2: He must be part of the police

by YoyoMa2 August 27, 2006