muddy corndog

n: when you're on round 8 with your buddy's girlfriend, ate taco bell earlier, she invites you in through her backdoor, you pull your wet war noodle out of her anus and it's covered in shit that resembles a corndog covered in mud. YOUR WELCOME!!

Ryan: "man my girl got home this morning no clothes, car and covered in shit!"

Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."

by RICKFLAIRWOOOO December 18, 2021

muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.

Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.

by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017

Muddy Dusty

A alcoholic chocolate milk, whiskey, and some other alcohol and mixed with chocolate syrup.

Dusty is drinking a muddy dusty

by Murdocofthecamo June 21, 2025

Muddy sock

When you get poop in your uncircumcised penis hood

Last night I was hitting it from the back and saw I had a muddy sock when I pulled out.

by Scooterbritches November 22, 2022