To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023
Get the Muddy puddlemug. When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting
by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020
Get the Peppa’s muddy puddlemug.