House Mouse

Usualy used in motorcycling circles, to describe a female of questionable virtue, who tends to drift from house to house; bed to bed; person to person. Often repeating themselves throughout the course of a year.

Or

A motorcycle groupy.

"So... your seeing so and so... eh"

"Yeah... I realy like her man."

"Well don't get to attached... she's a bit of a House Mouse... and Kevin just got a new Duc

by schimschone March 12, 2005

sphincter mouse

A mouse that digs away at the intestines of its host. Usually it materializes magically in ones ass. FEAR IT!

Woe unto thee who does not know the pain of the sphincter mouse!

by Steve Mobeve November 12, 2004

Backseat Mouse

Like backseat driving , telling somewhere what to do and how to do it while on the computer. Can be very annoying.

Chris: And you're gonna click over there, then-No no no! Click right there!!

Paul: Man, stop backseat mousing me, I know what to do.

Lindsay: John is so controlling!

Bill: We all know it, whenever I'm on the computer, he backseat mouses me all the time, he needs to chill!

by NeoHippie August 13, 2010

crack mouse

It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.

Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!

by Maskman1977 November 28, 2015

Cheesy mouse

2 grams of weed

Oi,we getting a cheesy mouse tonight bruv?

by Cheesy mouse420 October 19, 2018

Magic Mouse

The dumbest, most worthless mouse any brand has ever made. The whole thing is a scroll wheel, it is starts out being only one button until you switch the settings but the right click barely works. AND it sucks for gaming, dont get this ever in your like or you're bad

Ethan: Oh hey I saw this futuristic looking mouse at the store should I go buy it?\
Tom: What is it called
Ethan: It is called the Magic Mou-
Tom: No, Shut the hell up, and don't buy that piece of crap
Ethan: Thank you for saving my life so I don't waste my money on the Magic Mouse!

by Daily Defenitions November 23, 2020

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap

The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.

"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"

by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008