little mouse on a motorcycle

The excuse Junior gives after passing a series of popcorn farts that go... putt putt putt!

Mother: Um, Junior... did someone just pass a series of popcorn farts?

Junior: No Mother... that was just a little mouse on a motorcycle riding through the house.

little mouse on a motorcycle by janedough March 5, 2008

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kentucky fried mouse

UK slang

Any fast food chain that is lapse in it's standards of service. Term derives from an infamous incident at a Bristol KFC in the 1980's when Kentucy Fried Mouse was indeed on the menu.

I'm feeling peckish, I'm gonna pop out for a kentucky Fried Mouse.

kentucky fried mouse by black flag June 2, 2004

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House Mouse

Usualy used in motorcycling circles, to describe a female of questionable virtue, who tends to drift from house to house; bed to bed; person to person. Often repeating themselves throughout the course of a year.

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A motorcycle groupy.

"So... your seeing so and so... eh"

"Yeah... I realy like her man."

"Well don't get to attached... she's a bit of a House Mouse... and Kevin just got a new Duc

House Mouse by schimschone March 12, 2005

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sphincter mouse

A mouse that digs away at the intestines of its host. Usually it materializes magically in ones ass. FEAR IT!

Woe unto thee who does not know the pain of the sphincter mouse!

sphincter mouse by Steve Mobeve November 12, 2004

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Backseat Mouse

Like backseat driving , telling somewhere what to do and how to do it while on the computer. Can be very annoying.

Chris: And you're gonna click over there, then-No no no! Click right there!!

Paul: Man, stop backseat mousing me, I know what to do.

Lindsay: John is so controlling!

Bill: We all know it, whenever I'm on the computer, he backseat mouses me all the time, he needs to chill!

Backseat Mouse by NeoHippie August 13, 2010

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crack mouse

It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.

Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!

crack mouse by Maskman1977 November 28, 2015

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Cheesy mouse

2 grams of weed

Oi,we getting a cheesy mouse tonight bruv?

Cheesy mouse by Cheesy mouse420 October 19, 2018

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