merc

To exit; To leave;

Hey. I'm about to merc so laters.

by MUR-k March 16, 2003

Merched

Running down the street with your zip up hoody backwords.

Jim is merched!

by geofffary August 15, 2010

Mercer Island

A bunch of rich Jews spending their parents money. They seem to be unbelievably mediocre at every sport every single year. If they weren't so Jewish, they would perhaps spend money on sucking less.

person 1: dude that person sucks at everything
person 2: Ya they go to Mercer Island
person 1: oh now it makes sense

by unbelievablejoke March 2, 2009

Merch

Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.

If Aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself!

by Lizicle December 23, 2008

Mercanaries

one of the funnest games on Xbox, where u can do missions or wutever the hell u want for money

"I lobe this game!!!"

by Dirge January 30, 2005

pipe merchant

someone who loves or is very skilled at using a man's penis (pipe)

Rebecca Feighery is a professional pipe merchant

by TalTallon March 5, 2011

paige merchant

A fucking bitch who should more or less end her life

"That Paige merchant girl is really deceiving and thinks she's hot shit, tell her to go away."

by Rollanddd November 2, 2013