Lager Fingers

Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.

"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"

"Sorry, lager fingers...."

by MezzaBoi May 27, 2017

langed

Being hung up on by your boss, usually in mid-sentence.

Hey Boss we have a truck down, what do you want....Boss? Boss? Boss? The Boss just langed me!

by ZalKath November 6, 2017

larcener

Thief

My friend is a larcener.

by 好笑的 February 5, 2018

Langemo

A last name of an amazing family. They are sometimes assholse but good inside.

Langemos are great and fun.

by Asshole kicker July 29, 2018

Langer

A penis that is always in a constant state of erection that drains all the man's energy from his body. It usually is so large that it knocks buildings over.

Doctor: I'm afraid it's bad.

Patient : what is it doc.
Doctor: I'm so sorry, but you have a langer

by LargeHunk February 3, 2019

larced

when you don't know what a person just said, so you laugh while silently praying that it's a socially acceptable/ normal response

person a: when's your birthday?
person b: hahahahhaha
person a: ?
person b: sorry, i just larced yknow

by pootlevato June 28, 2019

Langelina

The thing Landon bowtie wants the most but can never have but he always on his knees begging for it

Man I just want langelina to be real

by Landonfavroiteperson April 8, 2019