Krystol Pistol Whipped

Being ghosted and forgotten by your dream girl after investing any of the following into her or your "cause";
1) hours equivalent to a paying job

2) two or more paychecks
Or
3) more energy then most believe she is worth

Did you hear about Jason? That bitch Krystol Pistol Whipped him 2 days after he bought her that car.

by Chappyainthappy January 8, 2024

Krystian

Krystian is the name of the most beautiful man you will ever meet. With his ocean eyes and enchanting smile he will put a spell on your heart forever. But don’t you worry, you are in good hands. He will light up your world and make every day brighter. His kindness and pureness really makes him one of a kind and you will forever feel grateful for the universe made you cross paths. So If you ever meet him, dont let him go.

Oh WHO is that? He is so tall and handsome.

Omg That’s Krystian, they call him Kry.

by HamzaBigBoobs January 8, 2024

krystallsant

Ekte

Det var krystallsant

by Lotte G January 16, 2024

Krystolize

When a chick crushes your soul and/or stains you in the soul purpose of pushing you away. Usually this will be used as a last resort in her efforts of getting you to leave her alone.

"He is just so out there that I had to Krystolize him. I think he gets the picture now."

by <3Sux February 8, 2024

Krystal Light™

The term was coined after a famous porn star known for getting down and dirty in the woods, Krystal. She is known for her viral video in which she got fucked doggy style while the man continued to casually drink a “natty light.” It’s a common fantasy among young redneck men.

Had to Krystal Light™ that bitch cause that pussy made me parched

by ponyspank69 May 23, 2024

Krystalle’e

Krystalle’e is my girlfriend and is the cutest little garden gnome in the whole world. She has a beautiful heart and doesn’t realize how amazing she truly is. Krystalle’e is 5’0 dark bluish, brownish, greenish, locs, cute nose, big bug eyes, and pearly white teeth. Her favorite colors are black, green and red. Fav movies:

-childhood: mowanna, Milan, princess and the frog, lion king
-regular: Harry potter, godzilla (2 recent ones), oceans 8, rush hour (all 3), Friday (not really the first but all them), wakanda forever, marvel, thor ragnorok,

Comfort movie: death on the Nile

McDonald’s order:
-Quarter pounder no pickles extra onions
-spicy nuggets
-banana strawberry smoothie
-doesn’t really like fries

Fav candy:
- harbio twin snake gummies

Fav Drink:
-grapefruit drink

Fav dog:
Black or brown lab (puppy)

-Apples make her sick

-Allergic to pineapples but drink pineapple juice

-Allergic to penicillin

-hates burnt bacon

-Hates room temperature stuff

-hates cooked tomatoes

SHES MINEEEEE - Lailah 6/6/24

When you find a krystalle’e make sure to keep her! She’s so cool

by Killerlaii June 6, 2024

Krystal

A middle age-elderly black woman who gives other women, men, and basically everyone around them a hard time. For absolutely no reason. Consistently complains, never satisfied, and outrageously narcissistic. Extremely fashionable, yet evil inside. Complains at every restaurant, on every vacation, every day is difficult for them because they want it to be. Basically, a Krystal is a black Karen. (Yes, I am black writing this based off of an experience with a Krystal)

She’s acting like a Krystal.

by Leeka February 13, 2024