Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.
by Teddy Damian October 24, 2011
Get the junk posting (mass posting,chain posting)mug. This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011
Get the junk tugmug. A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
by lol_words October 3, 2018
Get the both hands on my junkmug. The process of reaching down into your pants at socially vulnerable times to properly arrange the penis and / or scrotum, for males, or the labia, for women, to accommodate your current physical positioning.
He: "Sorry dudes, ya might wanna look away - I gotta junk dive and set my sac back in place."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
She: "Sorry girls, look away, the lips are loose - I gotta go junk diving."
by Retorter February 19, 2012
Get the Junk Divingmug. The gross over-modification of the face through either piercings, plastic surgery, tattooing, or some combination that completely changes the appearance.
She used to be such a beautiful model until she junked up her face with fake lips, plastic skin, and enough piercings to make a biker blush.
by Plasmaguy January 29, 2016
Get the junked up her facemug. Meaning: An attitude towards love where love only means lust. No kind of emotional attachment or connection, just hooking up one after another and it continues until it burns the person out.
This neologism inspired from the word 'Junk Food'—'Junk Food' or 'Junk Love'—both are harmful.
This neologism inspired from the word 'Junk Food'—'Junk Food' or 'Junk Love'—both are harmful.
by retiredretardreturns June 26, 2024
Get the Junk Lovemug. by Forbiddentruth August 8, 2022
Get the junk filemug.