junk posting (mass posting,chain posting)

Posts obviously cut & paste from others' status updates at the originators' request.

Now my FaceBook is flooded with all this junk posting (mass posting,chain posting) because Suzie has asked everyone to like and re-post her "loving friends" status update, "Let's see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being a part of my life!" This is worse than a chain letter or junk e-mail.

by Teddy Damian October 24, 2011

punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

junk text

when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.

I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!

by Flav101 December 18, 2013

junking

when you hit a friend in the junk to see him double over and cuss at you.

lets play paint ball but no junking.

by jj-thenut March 4, 2020

Junk Bunny

In reference to someone who is annoying, whiney, or complains constantly.

I cant stand to be in the same room as you, your such a junk bunny!

by the unjunk bunny January 1, 2012

Junk-Start

A pre-penetration blow job, like when you do not have a lot of time for sex so you have to forego the foreplay.

We planned a nooner but i had to be back at my desk at 12:30; After a 5 minute .junk-start, we went at it like banshees and i made it back to work on time.

by fffrick November 15, 2025

junk fumbler

One whose days are spent cruising different neighborhoods on trash collection days attempting to find treasures.

Let's trash this old vacuum and hook a string to it. If the junk fumbler comes around to get it we'll yank it away and laugh at him.

by Oodam February 17, 2009