illuminati flip

When you put an address into your GPS and then your phone starts flipping around and having a seizure.

Bro I just put the address in Waze and it did the Illuminati flip and kept spazzing!

by Russiancancer3000 December 31, 2018

Illeanna

An Illeanna is a very smart, talented, beautiful, sweetest person you will ever meet. She is also MAD thick. She will play a lot of sports and she may be into baseball or football! She likes a lot of guys, and has been treated wrong. She will always be there for you or whenever you need to talk to her she'll listen. She is very fun and will most likely do anything also her favorite color is blue. If you have an Illeanna keep her!

Boy: "Is that Illeanna?"

Girl: Yeah, she's my best friend!"

Boy:" She's beautiful and seems sweet, I'ma go talk to her!"

Girl: " Have fun!"

by Baddie_19;) February 17, 2020

illtodef

Incredible, impressive. Very good. Dope Nice. Fresh. Fly and etc.

Me and my crew stay looking illtodef.
Homie got bars. He illtodef!!
Those eye glass frames look ill to def!!!

by Flygent April 2, 2020

tech illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.

Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"

by YearOfTheSnitch July 23, 2019

I’ll fucking kill ya

A statement to use at one of ya mates when he is being a shit cunt

Oi Chappy, i’ll Fucking kill ya

by Flagsandbags September 15, 2018

I'll be in the garage

Slang for planning to commit suicide

Later bob, I'll be in the garage.

by DoYouFeelIt December 25, 2019

I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

The mature way for a teenager to apologize on Australian Television for throwing a party that resulted in damage to law enforcement vehicles. Is the perfect comeback for when a bitchy anchorwoman tells you to take off your glasses and apologize.

Anchorwoman: Why don't you take off your glasses and apologize like an adult?
Teenager: I'll say sorry, but I'm not taking off my glasses ...

by J. Avery Esq. February 23, 2008