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goon jockey 

Someone that drinks wine from a bag in excess, usually paid for with social security monies
He's a goon jockey that bloke.
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Goon corners 

(noun) a cropped, sexually explicit image (usually from r34) used un random videos for people to goon, the image is cropped in a way that makes it "not nsfw" by tiktok standards
i love goon corners, i can doomscroll while gooning!!!1

Goon Term Memory Loss

The temporary OR permanent loss of memory regarding the specific content or context of a masturbation session, typically due to overstimulation or a clouded mind while engaging. Commonly experienced by individuals who engage in frequent or mentally detached jerking off. Often includes forgetting what was watched, who the subject was, or why it was appealing. Memory loss, in this case, is not always immediate. It can be in the span of 10 minutes to 2 hours after the initial splooge.
"GTML, or Goon Term Memory Loss, is, in short, the act of jerking off and forgetting to what or why you did it in the first place. A complete blank spot in your memory that can be either remembered in time, or completely and permanently forgotten."

Goon Baboon 

S: "I think when you guys leave I'm going to goon"
Z: "what?? That's like the third time today"
W: "nah he's the real goon baboon"
Goon Baboon by AlphaZ_23 June 25, 2025

Goon Spoon 

A mannequin arm attached to a mic stand, to wirelessly cup your balls for you.
John stole a mannequin from Truworth (queens park), to build himself a Goon Spoon.
Goon Spoon by Peter Pan's Anus July 18, 2025

Goon Cave 

A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.
Yo! I’m going to the goon cave!
Goon Cave by dylf2025 July 27, 2025