fatched

adjective describing a person who is severely intoxicated. Italian for Faced.

Yo when we got to the bar i was already fatched.

by ma duddee June 28, 2006

Fatcha

Fatcha is another name for a poncing cunt, who constantly begs for draw.

"iCunt"

"It's Fatcha, he's a cunt.

by Grey^No Aim August 29, 2006

multi felch

3 or more guys shoot thier load into the anus of a 'victim'... and then he/she/it sucks it all out with a length of hose (supplied)

slap, slap, slap, slap, slap...slap,slap,slap...squelch, slurp!

by jay July 31, 2003

felching

the action of sucking the juice from someones ass.

by Joe April 12, 2003

Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino

A new and exciting urban delecacy - obviously only for those clubs with "adult" tastes. When ordered, a man with a gimp suit and assless chaps shows up at your table with a shot of espresso and a long straw. You masturbate (or fuck) and cum into his ass, then use the straw to suck it out (aka "felching") and spit it into your espresso. Drink it up baby - it's delicious!

After a long night of dancing, I was happy to see that the all night cafe offered the Belgian Felchin' Cappuccino - I needed a good fuck and some caffeine to get me through until morning.

by xer0negative February 27, 2008

felch

not just to put a hamster up another's ass, but to shoot some cocaine up in there too for the hamster to get high on so it freaks out and provides more stimulation for the person.

For a successful felch, i purchased both a hamster and some rocks.

by waawaaweewah April 13, 2007

felcher

In Canadian Terms:
One who derives sexual gradification from sticking small rodents or animals in one's anus, (usually done with the assistance of a paper towel tube) so that the animal twitches around inside the anus until it is suffocated.

"Richard Gere is a dirty felcher who gets off on having hamsters shoved up his ass."

by 1873X December 15, 2003