buzz feed derangement syndrome

The act of making things up to create a enormous amount of attention only to have to admit you are lying within 24 hours. Also know as Fake News, CNN’s Little Brother or BFDS.

Did you hear about those high school kids that surrounded an Indian tribe and threatened them all with slurs and violence? Next day.... You must suffer from Buzz Feed Derangement Syndrome, did you not research before you told everyone that crap?

by Lostone January 21, 2019

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feed the machine

When you make tons of money but you spend all of it, most of it, or have an excessive amount of monthly notes.

It sure is nice to work with my hands and I sure make tons of money but my wife sure loves to feed the machine.

by Little m1ke January 12, 2023

Bird feeding

The act of penetrating a woman anally. Ejaculating in her anus. Sucking the cum out of her anus. Then gracefully embracing her and spitting it in her mouth.

I gave her the bird feed last night. I sucked my boys out of her ass and fed it back to her. Bird feeding

by Pkerr002 May 14, 2022

feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.

Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.

by Michael Smith April 21, 2018

Feeding the beast

The act of using your foreskin to hold a pouch of chew.

"Bro I'm bussing so hard off this chew"
"I don't see a chew in your mouth"
"Bro, I'm feeding the beast"

by Beastfeeder July 26, 2016

Feed the baby birds

A vomit burp. Or basically like mother birds that regurgitate food for their young...

"you look sick, are you going to feed the baby birds?"

*burp
"ew I just fed the baby birds, tasted like Wendy's"

"did you smell that?!?! I think Ryan is feeding the baby birds"

by Twinkdestroyer August 25, 2013