Fake Blonde

Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.

"Hey, you need to touch up that fake blonde, your roots are showing"

by 2 Madre October 10, 2008

fake Bernie supporter

Morons who claimed to support Bernie sanders during the primary but instead voted for Drumpf rather than the Democratic candidate in 2016. These people are habitually stupid. As they are easily swayed by fake news, Russian bots & trolls.
Seriously, real liberals and the Democratic Party don't want or need your help in 2018 or afterward. You don't get to express regret or gain pity after doing something that makes others suffer. Stay home or jump off a bridge pox.

"But her emails! Status Quo! Obama's a socialist/communist!" - complains the fake Bernie supporter. After Drumpf and the GOP takes away their Medicare, Social Security, welfare and trailer/one person apartment/parent’s basement away.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago May 13, 2017

Fakerism

The practice of being a fake ass bitch.

Jane- "Hey John can I borrow a cigarette?"
John- "Sorry I'm all out."
*Later, unbeknownst to John, Jane sees he has cigarettes.*
Jane- "That's some fakerism."

Bush- "We need to stop Congressional earmarks!"
*Bush's proposed 2009 Budget contains thousands of earmarks*

by Qweda May 4, 2008

Fake Nice

When someone is nice to your face then turns around and bad mouths you to other people.

Scott is so fake nice it's ridiculous

by Mike Tourtellott October 13, 2014

Fake deep

Is the act of a person trying to appear "woke" or "depressed" on social media sites in order to feed their desire for attention. They appear "smart" or "Well informed" apon first impression but are in actual fact the complete opposite. They rely on the opinion or approval of people to fuel their behavior.

That nigga is so artificial and fake deep, he acts all woke and depressed online and is a complete idiot in person.

by Blackstar1232 April 8, 2020

phillie fake out

While doing some bitch from behind, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around and says "That's all you got?!?!?!" you shoot cum all over her face. That fucking bitch.

That bitch gave me grief all night, so I gave her a phillie fake out.

by Rumpus April 4, 2003

Fake

The new real.

That girl with the straight hair and ten pounds of make up is fake.

by sickofthelies June 14, 2011