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Doctor

Verb; to doctor someone meaning to poke someone with a syringe needle to administer recreational drugs intravenously (usually fentanyl, heroine but can also be methamphetamine, cocaine, etc.) ie: to shoot someone up.
“I can doctor you”
I can’t do it myself, can you doctor me?”
“Can someone doctor me?”
“Thanks for doctoring me, I just couldn’t do it myself”
by Kyxo June 24, 2019
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Dictame

Don't be one.

I hunt those!
Please don't be a Dictame. People hate that especially me. Fun to hunt tho 🤣
by Budenator March 14, 2021
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Docans

Docans. someone who is raised as a spoiled child but grew up to be a wonderful woman of high regards. Be careful when dealing with a Docans as they have a patience as small as their height. Where they lack in height, there they have soaring dreams and ambitions which greatly motivates them to excel in life. Docans is kind, understanding and delightful. She is a great listener and an awesome friend. If you had a Docans in life, hold them dear as they are extremely rare.
So, you are a Docans. Awesome! I love Docans!
by DeerSaysBaa March 8, 2022
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Douche Doctor

This term applies to people who feel they must put a Dr. in front of their name to imply some sort of power, prestige or additional knowledge of something they know nothing about. By the addition of the title Dr. they might even assume they are some sort of Doctard or have some knowledge about the medical profession. In reality they are nothing more than a douche.
This guy whose name rhymes with Bucket threw a Dr in front of his name and has come to save the day, man he's such a douche doctor...
by FriendofM September 14, 2009
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Snog Doctor

One who goes out soley to kiss/snog girls all night! Is known to snog for hours upon hours on a full or even empty D'floor.

Only becomes the SNOG DOCTOR after successfully snogging a different girl once a night for at least a semester. (note: any girl counts)
Will ditch mates if a chance of a good ol' snogging.
Westy: Hey Jimmy, where's Mitho?

Jimmy: Ahh he's just over there snogging some woman, God he's a snog doctor. How does he do it?
by Moustache Man October 4, 2011
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Gut Doctor

A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.

Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.
by mihoyminoy July 6, 2019
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Mitchell The Dirty Doctor

A quiet young beanie wearing man who packs a monster cock similar to Thor's Hammer in his name brand work pants due to extensive radiation poisoning.
Mitchell The Dirty Doctor has to go see a Doctor due to his great big dirty cock.
by IkilledSteveIrwin June 19, 2016
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