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Cuntarded

(Cun•tar•did)

1. When you are so much of an ugly, retarded whore, that someone must describe you as all three in this one simple word.

2. When you are a girl with a Vagina that is bacteria infected, STI infected, or just gross looking. Then that cunt would be retarded. Hence: Cuntarded.
Example for Definition 1;

Spencer: I saw a girl that was a whore, and she was slow too!
Ashton: Was it Lauren? I head she was really cuntarded.

Example for Definition 2;

Britney: I saw that girl in the shower last night, and her vagina was so disgusting. It had pimples, and smelled like shit.
Lauren: Man, that must have been one cuntarded vagina.
by JustMe2904514216 December 16, 2011
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Cuntara

When Your Best Friend's Being A Total Cunt and you wanna stab her in the Head With A Kitchen Fork
God Paris your Being Such A Cuntara...
by Dis'Bitch December 22, 2014
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Cuntasaurus

A woman (or sometimes, a man) who bitches constantly, is slutty, has a nasty vagina, and screws anything that moves. Causes general distress with others, and everyone loves to make fun of her.
"JENNIFER MASSENGILL of KNOXVILLE, TN sure is quite the Cuntasaurus."
by Jack'sRagingTestes April 15, 2015
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cuntache

Defines the perfect mustache to help men acquire sexual relations with women.
Dude, nice cuntache!
by Allexandrovich October 26, 2015
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Cuntaki mushrooms

When you fuck a female mushroom that looks like a cats mouth and get high from its juices.
Man I had some goooooof cuntaki mushrooms last night.
by 2l3git4Um8 May 8, 2016
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cuntaloupus

The batch of cunts who hang out in large groups
Sumumma cuntaloupus
by Cuntaloupus0713 January 1, 2017
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Cuntasaurus

Jim:My ex was such a cuntasaurus. Fuckin' soul suckin' bitch.
Jerry: FeelsBadMan
by Boatfrog February 17, 2017
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