skeleton in the closet

past experiences or actions in one's past that one is not proud of.

employer: sorry, sir but you can't get get the job you are applying for.

applicant: why?

employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.

applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.

employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.

by Sexydimma October 18, 2013

Clone-fucking

the act of cloning oneself to have sweaty jungle sex with it, and to wake up in the morning, with neither persons able to remember who is the clone and who is the original.

I caught Stratafyre clone-fucking again. all 6 of them are grounded for a week!

by Chop-Logik July 7, 2003

Closet Pervert

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.

Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.

by vivaci January 19, 2010

closet christian

Someone who believes in the Christian religion who is either unwilling or unable to make a public affirmation of his/her faith.

Bob is a closet christian because while he believes in this religion, but he doesn't share his faith openly.

by Kirobos December 10, 2008

The Closet

A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.

He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…

by Yaziyo March 5, 2008

A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed

A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.

Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.

Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'

Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'

Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."

by NIS April 26, 2013

monica closet

A closet or room in your house where you put everything you don't know what do with; just crammed with stuff, and very messy. From the TV show "Friends". The character Monica was an obsessive neat-freak, but it was revealed in one episode that in fact she had a closet stuffed completely full of junk.

"Don't open that door! It's my Monica closet."

by Itsnotme December 29, 2008