Chris

A 2'5" tall white midget that can pass off as a 7'3" black woman. Has a penis that starts at 1" and ends at 200'6"

Wtf is Chris doing at this party.
dude he's black.

by Lil-Anonysmous April 30, 2019

Chris

He has big dick energy you can hear it flopping around if you touch him your dick grows 3 inches

I touch Chris and my load got bigger

by Speddy Eddie May 2, 2019

Chris

Might be small but can beat any nigga ass

Act gay but will steal ya bitch

Realest nigga I know💯💯

BEST THAT NIGGA ASS CHRIS

by Tayk12 May 4, 2019

Chris

A simply beautiful guy. He may come off shy at first, but when you get to know him, you’ll see that he’s kind and really funny! He makes you feel like you rule the world. Remember: He may seem innocent at first, but as he comes out of his shell, you’re see he isn’t!

Girl 1: Omg I think I love Chris!
Girl 2: Ask him out then

by Yeetus.That.Fetus_ May 11, 2019

Chris

A true loyal friend that will have your back no matter what happens and will never stab you the back and keeps all your secrets.He is funny,kind,cute,loyal,honest

Chris:ill be there when ever you need some one

by Pigs pugs xoxoxoxo May 18, 2019

Chris

he is loud and has a big fro.

Girl: wow he's loud and has a big fro he is so hot becky.
Becky: he must be a chris

by abcde4 May 21, 2019

Chris

That one guy who betrayed his first love Basketball and is now married to Football. Chris would never leave Footballs side and is extremely loyal to her. But it's better this way because basketball is for scrubs and football is better.

Dude 1: Yo you see that catch?

Dude 2: Yeah, Chris only has hands for Football.

Dude 1: Chris totally dumped basketball.

Dude 2: Thats fine, Basketball is for scrubs.

by SomebodyOnTheInternettt May 28, 2019