Countdown

AIDS, or the battle a brother faces after contracting HIV from the red snapper of a neighborhood skeeza or hoodrat.

" he was straight up hittin the skins, you know...shifting some organs. Next day he all coughing and jivin on some Countdown shit"

by BrianPatrick March 8, 2007

Counter jockey

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.

That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.

by wayfarer April 29, 2005

Gaygar counter

A device for measuring gaydiation; similar to gaydar, but used to measure flamboyant (i.e. dangerous) gayness rather than to subtly distinguish those in the closet from metrosexuals.

Man, my gaygar counter is going crazy. Your gaydiation levels are off the charts.

by qchu February 8, 2009

she doesn't count

when two males are discussing who they fancy and they name the female that every other male fancies.

Its the highest status a female can receive in school or at work in terms of who fancies her.

Male 1: "So which one of the girls do you fancy then."

Male 2: "Jane"

Male 1: "Yes I fancy Jane as well but everyone fancies Jane, you have to name someone else, she doesn't count."

Male 2: "OK I also fancy Sarah."

Male 1: "I also fancy Helen."

by covdav October 13, 2010

Counter-Strike

A wildy addicting FPS PC game that happens to be overflowing with nerdy 17 year olds that use the word "noob" constantly.

"HAHA!!!111!!! 34T D4T B1TCH, 1M L337!!!!111 1 PWNZ J00 FUCK1NG N00B!" ~ Nerd

"Wow, that bitch AWP'd me on Counter-Strike...maybe he's constapated or something." ~ Bill

by Stupid Cabrito September 21, 2005

Count Dooku

To defecate. As seen in The Venture Bros. episode "Victor. Echo. November."

Henchman 21: Get out of here... I have to take a Count Dooku.

by Beastman87 August 18, 2010

Counter-Strike

Popular Half-life mod.

I am going to go play cs.

by csPWNSj00 August 14, 2003