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cancer patient

The ultimate fucking cancer-carrying diseased shithead. Needs high amounts of gamma radiation to cure usually resulting in death. Not to be confused with a person who actually has cancer.
Kid: Hey, do u wanna play minecraft, dad?
Dad: You useless fuckin cancer patient
by Seeker of Truth-- January 25, 2016
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Cancer

Something that is unbelievably cringy and terrible. Commonly found on the internet, though anything that isn't born from the web but still meets the above criteria may still be referred to as cancerous.
"Wow, the Star Wars prequels are pure cancer."

"Good God, Youtube comment sections are rife with cancer."
by ToatitosScoops December 7, 2016
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Pancreatic cancer

A bitch of a cancer that Elisabeth Sladen (or Sarah Jane Smith ) apparently died of.

n medicine, pancreatic cancer is a malignant neoplasm of the pancreas. In typical usage, the term "pancreatic cancer" refers specifically to the significantly most common type of cancer, adenocarcinoma (and some variants thereof), that arises within the exocrine component of the pancreas, although the term can also reasonably be used to encompass less common types of cancer that also originate within the pancreas, and is quite frequently inclusive of the other exocrine cancers. Pancreatic cancer is the fourth most common cause of cancer death, both in the US and internationally.
Guy: Dude, I've got pancreatic cancer.
Guy 2: Difd
by Fuck_Life June 28, 2011
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Facebook cancer

Someone who posts such bad/ridiculous things on facebook you, it litreally maes you feel like you got cancer!
Oh look at what he posted again! Miha Fink is such a facebook cancer!
by Dronzy January 15, 2015
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Canberra

Shitty weather, ugly and nothing to do but the worst thing is everyone in canberra wont stop complaining about how much they hate canberra
The man hated canberra so much he failed to see his own hypocrisy
by timeforfrenchfries March 2, 2011
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cancer dick

n://Cigarette. As derived from the reference "cancer stick" used to describe the stick-shaped cigarette's propensity to cause cancer, the term "cancer dick" is intended to additionally imply how smoking fucks you over.
Still smoking those cancer dicks, Earl?
by redgyul December 31, 2005
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cancer pussy

A diseased pussy thats smell is so putrid, the burning stench lingers in your nose for a while after the encounter.
The stripper pushed her naked crotch into Kirby's face, but her cancer pussy left a lingering stink that burned his nostrils and left him gasping for air.
by Lu Pac October 3, 2007
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