1 definition by Seeker of Truth--

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The ultimate fucking cancer-carrying diseased shithead. Needs high amounts of gamma radiation to cure usually resulting in death. Not to be confused with a person who actually has cancer.
Kid: Hey, do u wanna play minecraft, dad?
Dad: You useless fuckin cancer patient
by Seeker of Truth-- November 19, 2015

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