When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.
by ButtFuckingBillionaires March 08, 2016
A crap, roughly yellowish in color thanks to eating too much cereal that is high in whole grains, e.g., Life, Oatmeal Squares or Cracklin' Oat Bran.
A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.
A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.
1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022
by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 04, 2017
by n30e April 29, 2021
The rapid and completely involuntary inward contraction made by one's anal sphincter muscle in response to something abhorrent, unnatural, or just plain repulsive.
Mom left her used tampon in the toilet and forgot to flush, dude! Totally made my butt curl when lifted the lid.
by hotpocketspdx September 16, 2016
The outside point of the underbutt fold. This indicates a soft butt with good shape- similar to upside heart shaped booty except not as tight.
by HighNoteJazz May 23, 2019