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farting while getting a blowjob 

Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!
Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!
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what married men don't get.
why does the bride smile walking down the aisle?
cause she knows she's given her last blowjob.
blowjob by Sebastien Benett March 5, 2008
Fellatio performed on a male. Many social implications exist surrounding the blowjob, from male dominance to trusting a partner enough to let their teeth near one's genitals. The term's origin is in wide-spread dispute. One theory derives it from "basket's job," in which the word "basket" is an Old English term referring to a gay man, which means that the original definition of the blowjob is male fellatio...which would be a gay man's job. Another origin theory is that in the 1930s, a sailor taking shore leave in London would have to pay a prostitute dearly for the (then) exotic service, usually all of a sailor's leave allotment (which the prostitutes somehow knew to a precise ammount), an act commonly referred to as "blowing all one's cash," making the service a "blow it all job," or "blow job." Another story says that it comes from a perception that fellatio less often causes orgasm than traditional intercourse, causing many cases of blue balls - a blue job - and the word blue mutated into blow.
Personally, I think they call it a blowjob because after it's done, the chick is supposed to blow. --Unnamed High School Student, circa 1990
blowjob by VandalHeart January 7, 2009

Schrodinger's Blowjob 

When you're having sex with another man (it's not gay until you cum) and you stop and blindfold yourself, and then finish off by means of a blowjob, but you don't know whether it's a man or woman blowing you. Also applies to threesomes.
What about if you're blindfolded and you don't know if it's a man or a woman?

...Schrodinger's blowjob!!

gay blowjob 

the act of sucking and using your tongue to pleasure a guy's dick.
This is how to defined a gay blowjob

proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:

1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.

2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?

3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.

4.) massage his balls with your free hand.

5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)

6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.

7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.

8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.

9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.

and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
Dude, Joanne gave me the best blowjob last night. I thought I was gonna blow through the roof.
gay blowjob by ChewButters August 26, 2021

Sub-aquatic blowjob 

The act of fellatio, underwater.

E.g. In a bath, pool, the sea...
Molly held her breath as she submerged her head underwater to give Rob the best sub-aquatic blowjob of his life
A shooting drink named so as to cause embarrasement to decent folks, and pleasure to sad pervs
"Waitress, can I have a blowjob?"
"What!?? ...oh"
"(ugh)/(snigger snigger)"
blowjob by Schlopsticks July 30, 2004