autozone

A faceless corporation that slowly chews the life out of most employees who toil wihin their walls of automotive debauchery.

We are now hiring at Autozone's across the nation!!!

by Corporate Messiah December 6, 2007

Autobukkake

The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie: constructed in your parent's basement).

Johnny: "Where is Stanley today? I didn't see him at the office."
Turddigger: "He took the day off. I heard he finished building his autobukkake device over the weekend, so he's probably at home moisturizing his face."

by mrjack9 September 15, 2010

Autocorrect Defect

When someone texts you something they wish they hadn't, so they claim it was because of autocorrect - even if the word they say they meant to use is actually a word.

Sarah: Jeff's cock is so big!
Robby: We should break up now.
Sarah: Sorry! Autocorrect! I meant clock! His clock is so big!
Robby: Why would autocorrect correct a real word? I call autocorrect defect!

by autosnorrect June 16, 2011

autotune

Autotune: aw-toh-toon,tyoon
n. the worst thing to happen to music; the best thing to comedy.
v. the act of making a bad singer sound more ridiculous.

Lil Wayne, Rebecca Black, Cher, Black Eye Peas, B.O.B.,Taio Cruz, Miley Cyrus, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Jay Sean, Justin Timberlake, T-Pain, Akon, and virtually every other new Top 40 celebrity use autotune to mask their lack of singing talent

by eaglewatch1945 April 4, 2011

Autozone

The place were the burden to keep your '84 Cutlass Supreme or comparable hoopdi alive is placed on employees who have no idea why your radiator won't stop leaking even though you poured pepper in it...or some other ignorant method of maintenance.

I do all of my car work in the parking lot at Autozone.

by Thegtojoe April 8, 2005

Autophobia

The fear of oneself or being alone.

Even in the chat room, Claus felt cold and lonely as his autophobia started to act up.

by Justin's Farm Brand Italian Ice October 9, 2006

autoshadenfreude

1. Pleasure derived from one's own misfortune.

ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.

ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.

ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.

by spokentoken December 8, 2009