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xbox

A girl whos been played more by more men then on the internet.
My ex girl friend or as i call her the xbox got bang alot.
by big nigg heff May 29, 2009
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Xbox one s

A PIECE OF SHIT THAT KEEPS TURNING OFF. DO NOT BUY. FUCKS UP YOUR FORTNITE SESSION. PIECE OF SHIT XBOX.
Friend1: hey I got the new Xbox one s
Friend2: yeah thats a piece of shit fuck x box I got PS4
Friend1:yeah your right I'ma get the PS4 fuck Xbox
by Njdnd September 4, 2018
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Xbox 360

easily the worst console in current gen. PS3 in second and Wii in #1 the 360mis so stupid you have to pay for wifi(known as live on the console) it's freaking microsoft and you haave to pay for freaking internet?! stupid.
by Tehtrekd June 27, 2011
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xboxercise

I'm so tired from all the xboxercise that I did earlier.
by danl55555 January 13, 2011
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Xbox-3sucksty

The act of receiving a blowjob from your girlfriend/wife/lover (gay life partner) whilst continuing to game.
Warning: May result in death.
Friend: Why did Matt keep dying on COD?
Other Friend: He was getting an Xbox-3sucksty from his gay life partner!
by Pseunonym April 8, 2011
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Xbox Period

When your xbox lags and makes you very fucking pissed.
Ah! Dammit! My xbox is on its fucking period! Damn xbox periods.
by oawkfh[aoiohf January 5, 2012
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Xbox hair

When you have the xbox headphones on to long and it leaves a line in your hair.
"Bro, did you just get done playing Duty?"

"Yeah how did you know?"

"You have xbox hair."
by Halley Hagman May 1, 2012
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