Cleaning The Windows

The act of a lonely male in his teen years using paper towels and lubricant to relieve his horniness for a little while longer. AKA Jackin' off

Andrew was cleaning the windows.

by a_lonely_boy July 27, 2012

Windows 95

The worst Operating System a PC could ever possibly run.

by relaxed May 27, 2003

crack a window

Open up a window (or a door) just a little bit to let some air inside

Could you crack a window? I think Gene is losing it. He's gonna faint any minute now

by OboeCrack June 16, 2014

window eating

The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without taking anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.

If your so hungry stop window eating and just grab something!

by JackOfStars March 27, 2013

window warrior

a person who is so much of a bitch that they have to talk shit to people out of a car then drive off like they are hot shit only in reality they are little pussies

(a guy yells at some skateboarders)

boarder #1: dude that guy was a dick

boarder #2: yeah i know, i hate window warriors

by chunkyturk April 13, 2009

Windows Phone

Some people say it's a phone, but some people think not.

"Hey, what is that?"
"It's a Windows Phone."
"Wait, what?"

by CreepyMinerLance September 8, 2015

Windows Vista

To stink, suck, and even cause anger to the point where you want to unleash your wrath upon that particular object/person.
(suicidal thoughts may vary)

Those shoes are windows vista yo, you got to get some new ones

by Mr.Linux March 10, 2008