read the article

three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.
Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!

Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!
by GG Allin February 02, 2023
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Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.
'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'
by Lilmo Hatster May 01, 2010
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Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.
I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.
by ko0tje August 12, 2017
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read it in english

What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".
Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework
by concept not format November 30, 2019
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reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing
Are we reading the same book”
by bananajoe August 23, 2020
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The Readings

A homeboys referance to homework involing the hood and other homeboy related works.
by Anonymous November 06, 2003
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