Wifestyle

Something a married person has which a single person doesn't.

In making his life choices, Dave had to consider that as he was no longer a single man he had to take into account his partner's wifestyle.

by R-and-Q.com March 20, 2022

Wireless Blunt

when the roach falls out so you chong the paper

Fuck bro my roach fell out now I have a Wireless Blunt

by Matchiavello March 20, 2022

Wiredsoundforwiredpeople

Honestly one of the most amazing people I've ever met. Their heart is actually so big and they're one of THE sweetest people you'll ever meet. They care sm for everyone and honestly If you ever need anyone to talk to or like go to you can count on them. Literally so fucking funny aswell omg. Truly one of my favorite people. Plus-- they're an amazing editor and cosplayer :) ILYSM VALENTINE<333

"Omgomgomg do yk Valentine????" *aka Wiredsoundforwiredpeople*

"YES THEYRE MY FAVORITE OMGOMG"

by Awh.ko March 29, 2022

winescream

Shortened version of wine and icecream, which are two sensory coping mechanisms used to deal with stressful situations. Their potency is doubled when used in tandem.

My head is wrecked from trying to deal with this situation, I think I'll have some winescream and come back to it later, feeling lighter and brighter!

by Bessieboo April 3, 2022

Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft

"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

Wired silly

Having a predisposition for experiences which bring amusement, joy, novelty and fun, even when others may not be in step with you.

Did you hear what Alice shouted out at Granddad's funeral?! She's wired silly that one.

She's always saying totally inappropriate but hilarious things. She's just wired silly.

by Nolubeneeded June 28, 2022

Winesack

A person who is drunk on complaining about something.

Oh, that winesack? God, yeah he wouldn’t shut up all evening.

by dogwalker_livvia August 6, 2022