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Turkeyed Out

(pronounced Tur-keed) A Drunk, Wasted, or Intoxicated state of mind combined with either hilarious, annoying & unpredictable behavior.

Turked out and turkeyed out can be used interchangeably, with the "out" portion of the phrase being completely and utterly optional.
Someone who is "turkeyed out" is referred to as either a turkey dog, or simply, a turkey.

When speaking to a turkey (dog), the name Turk, as in Turk Schonert, former offensive coordinator for the Buffalo Bills, can and should be used in place of that person's actual first name.
Check out Jeff trying to text with his eyes closed. Man, he's all turkeyed out.

Oh boy, Shane's up on the roof doin' the turkey dance, he's feelin' it.

Max, you were being such a fuckin' turkey dog last night. After we chugged the Carlo Rossi you tried to steal Karson's scooter and take it on a joyride. Nice goin, Turk.
by GreenJeans1 November 8, 2009
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The Turkey

When you bend over and tuck your balls so they appear to hang from your asshole much resembling a turkeys neck.
TJ bent over and gave us all The Turkey.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 18, 2005
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Californian Foot Turkey

The act of a woman laying between the legs of a squatting man and masturbating the penis with the foot whilst performing anal cunningulus.
Kye: Dude some asian hooker gave me a californian foot turkey last night, she also gave me genital warts.
by dardy_flying_wharrgarbl November 27, 2009
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turkey neck

a turkey neck is simply when an elderly person (usualy female) has loose flab around her neck which tends to wobble when she/he moves. Often women of a certain age wear alot of turtle neck jumpers to cover their sagging necks.
"I get turned on by turkey necks, they're just so fun to slap about when we're making love."

"Sicko!"
by Master Dan McCabe January 3, 2004
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Lurkey Turkey

A Lurkey Turkey is a creature which lives all over the Southern Comfort Hemisphere, it is unique in that is is never sober and generally lurks around alleys, looking like a bit of a turkey (hence the word, its a derived term). The Lurkey Turkey is a one of a kind creature and features in several pop culture shows like "Turkey Lurkey Time" (due to legal reasons they couldn't write Lurkey Turkey but instead Turkey Lurkey). There is only one true Lurkey Turkey but there are some wanna-be Lurkey Turkey's but they are often just called drunks or vampires. As the Lurkey Turkey is unique, it therefore has magical powers like; surviving Thanksgiving, surviving multiple ninja attacks, and making every decision in the world ever, it is pretty much a God, it is also the founder of the Turnip Religion, under the pseudonym "Edgar Turnip" which has lead to the establishment of boxes in the metauniverse.
Jihm: "Praise to the Lurkey Turkey"
Suicidal Turnip passing by: "Thats not the Lurkey Turkey, its just a drunk lurking outside the Exchange waiting to beat someone up for chump change to start drinking again."
Jihm: "Damn... I wanted to eat it's pancreas..."
by LurkeyTurkey (elitcheseturkey) September 15, 2009
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Turkey Twizzlers

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage!
Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable or fruit! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well i didnt think of that!
by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010
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turkey-chicken scrawl

An adjective used to describe a person's handwriting, but a penmanship (handwriting skills) so horrendously bad that it is even worse than that of, hence the name, a chicken or turkey from the local farm.
a boy brings a hand written essay to his father, for his father to look over and help him correct it. The father looks at it and says:

father: son, i am sorry, I can’t read your bloody (used as an expletive here) handwriting. Who in the world taught you to write in turkey-chicken scrawl anyways?. Please go make sense of your own writing, re-type it for me on a computer, print it and bring it back to me, and then I’ll help you.

Son: okie dokey, no problem.
by Sexydimma January 2, 2012
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