tooshoshing

The act of murdering a stranger, then making them hold something the size of your dick until they go still and then have at it.

I can't believe Dave didn't get jail time for tooshoshing that frat guy last year!

by hollypalmer24 June 14, 2024

tootsie rancher

Someone who ranches that tootsie

Hey girl, your I’m here to be tour tootsie rancher!

by The notorious tootsie rancher June 18, 2024

Tools

Overt cowardice and theft with a dash of blatant lies?

Hym "I'm not the one who's supposed to have a problem with the tools. You're supposed to have a religious objection to those things... Unless... The thing I said about you not actually believe that shit is true! Then the religion IS just a tool you use to cram your will or desires down people's throat by attaching yourself to God. That's called 'Hym being correct again.' You're acting like what you're doing is a reaction when really it's just the status quo and I was right all along. Like, you're not reacting. My initial assessment was correct."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2025

Tootsie pouch

slang for butthole i.e. place you poop from.

Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom so bad my Tootsie pouch was ready to explode.

by King Ross 207 February 25, 2025

Toof, toUof, tooF

Toof, toUof, tooF

Toof, toUof, tooF

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

Tools

Yeah, dipshit, that's what I meant when I said you people are literally who the demons from Frieren are based on.

Hym "And you clearly haven't watched it yet because the basic philosophy of the show is that people for whom words are nothing more than tools need to be killed without remorse! Which is why I'm going to saw your head off! You and Stephen!"

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Toofyloofyz

God's greatest gift not to be fucked with not a joking matter the prince of sunshine

Toofyloofyz my beautiful sunshine don't fuck with the sunshine

by COMMANDANTE AGUILAR January 15, 2026