tint job

The result of not wiping one's bottom after defecation.

"Looks like that guy has a tint job as a result of not wiping."

by warmerbread June 3, 2009

Taint-Rapist

Unwanted violation of the taint

A taint-rapist took me behind an ally and did strange unwanted things to my taint.

by Smacktalker9999 January 1, 2011

tainted knuckles

Tainted knuckles occur when you reach between your legs to wipe your ass after a shit and your knuckles touch the vile soup in the toilet bowl or,heaven forbid,the turd itself.

Damn! I'm going to have to wash my hand.I got tainted knuckles.

by wolfbait51 October 23, 2011

Taint Tag

a game that is played by couples traditionally. The object of the game is to touch each others genitalia. The game is strictly played over the weekend (Saturday, Sunday). Points are given for the successful touch (either through clothes or under clothes) and the immediate exclamation of "Point!". The winner is announced at the end of the weekend. There are a few simple rules:

1.) The bedroom and under blankets are the safe zones, no tags/touches can occur in the safe zone

2.) no 'tag backs' for 15 minutes after a successful 'taint tag'

3.) tagging while using the restroom is an automatic win

4.) Only direct genitalia tag can happen in private, not

public (may be amendable, but not advised)

Johnny won last weekend over Sally in Taint Tag, because he was sneaky and had quick hands.

This weekend, Sally won because she surprised Johnny while he was peeing, piss went every where.

by WinningReddit May 23, 2012

tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

by 12bdk May 3, 2016

taintpopping

The act of applying pressure to the perineum (the area between the scrotum and the anus) on a man during sexual activity. "It taint your balls, and it taint your ass!" Best when used during oral sex, or a hand job firmly stimulate the prostate gland which is located there...causing an INTESE ORGASM! Go POP YOUR TAINT, GUYS! Can also be done while masturbating, or having intercourse. Fun for all occasions!

You're not getting out of this bed without a little taintpopping, my sweet!

by dancedivajan July 4, 2016

Taint slide

The act of you rubbing your humid, sweaty and smelly taint across the entirety of your gym buddies face, all while he is doing a set of the bench and unable to defend himself from the slide.

Guy 1: Yo this bar is really heavy can you help me get it up?
Guy 2: nah nigga taint slide incoming

Guy 1: oh shit

by BiGBoobTange June 15, 2018