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Mexican Bus Driver

An alcoholic beverage consisting of tequila and jizz.
These Mexican Bus Drivers sure do go down smooth.
by Aldis Dro May 16, 2022
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one thumb driver

Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.
I passed a one thumb driver on their cell phone who didn't have a clue they were holding up traffic.
by Skate38 October 18, 2008
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Drivers License Cute

When a girl has a cute face, but is remarkably overweight
I'd love to cover Lumpy's face in jizz, she's drivers license cute!
by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022
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Cab Driver's Ass

Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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Denver Pile Driver

Tossing a Denver working girl over your shoulder, fingering her while repeatedly thrusting your shoulder and arm together.
She said she wanted her clam slammed so she got a Denver pile driver.
by BigTravelGuy January 17, 2023
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Driver Test Stop

The opposite of a California Rolling Stop. Someone who does a Drivers Test Stop goes up to a stop sign, comes to a complete stop, waits for 3 seconds, and than slowly accelerates into the intersection. Likely to cause low speed collisions, especially in California where drivers are expected to drive through stop signs.

Most commonly done by recently licensed drivers, old people, and minivan drivers.

Note: after three seconds it is socially acceptable to honk.
It took me an extra 5 minutes to get to work today because the guy in front of me was taking Driver Test Stops. He almost caused me to rear end him.
by Kyrochi May 5, 2014
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Barbara bus driver

Fat Ass Snaggly tooth bitch bus driver. Needs to get some new teeth. " Hey snaggle tooth get some fuckin teeth".
by fatso mcgee January 6, 2011
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