naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption

Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)

by Walter Mai Tai November 14, 2017

Stick my churro in your soft taco

A very polite and very Mexican way of saying "put my penis in her vagina." Aka the cholo's mating call.

Carlos: "Hola chica, por favor let me stick my churro in your soft taco."

Chica: "Oh sí, only if you squirt on some of your special sauce!"

by SC Locin' August 23, 2014

Toledo Taco

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.

PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.

by T Town Playas January 28, 2006

tacobellend

The name given to someone after making Love to a salsa pot.

"Oh my god joe, you dicked a salsa pot! Your such a tacobellend!"

by James Newman April 26, 2006

tache

Short for "moustache"

Your "tache" looks like shit. You have to get rid of it.

by stylemistake August 3, 2016

Cajun Taco

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- noun

1. a native of Louisiana who fornicates with two Latina women.

Boudreaux hooked up with Rosa and Consuela last night. That was one hot Cajun Taco.

by slickcarl June 5, 2011

Glossy taco

Cristine's (SimplyNailLogical on YouTube) form of a glossy topcoat.

To finish off this nail look let's apply a glossy taco.

by I<3Cristine July 19, 2017