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squirrel butter

The nasty sweaty section between your balls and your ass.
"It's so fuckin' hot outside, I could fill a tub of squirrel butter"
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Squirrel Kiss

a type of kiss that resembles how Squirrels great each other, a cross between a sniff and a kiss. Invented by Hazel
she just kissed me like a squirrel, that girl is nuts! i think it was a squirrel kiss
Squirrel nuts kiss Sniff
by therealbadgerbaiter March 18, 2011
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Flying Squirrel

When a person who has lost a lot of weight resulting in large skin flaps nibbles your nuts while spreading their arms wide, as if in flight.
I'm glad her gastric bypass was a success, however, bitch look like she swooping from trees and shit when she gobblin' deez nuts. She be giving me a flying squirrel fo' sho'.
by SmellzBellz February 23, 2017
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Flying Squirrel

When your left testicle is stuck to the inside of your left inner thigh and your right testicle is stuck to the inside of your right inner thigh. As a result your testicles resembles the image of a flying squirrel's arms spread far apart with your scrotum and its skin being the skin on the flying squirrel's arms that droops down.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.
Person 1: Wow we've been sitting on this bus for 8 hours.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.

Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.
by yallreadyknowduke April 6, 2015
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peeping squirrel

Noun. Occurs when someone is taking a shit and can extend the poop half way out of the sphincter and then suck it back in.
by tromboneelvis October 8, 2009
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squirrel brain

when you push all your foreskin in a in a bunch and it looks like a squirrel brain, looks very nasty.
during a drunken night, I whipped my squirrel brain out and showed my friends
by revilo nworb August 27, 2013
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Fudge Squirrel

A fudge squirrel is basically a giant nutty shit, with a peanut(or any other kind of nut) sticking out of one end.
"Dude, those peanuts they gave me on the plan made me drop a fudge squirrel at 35,000 feet."
by Mr.Mark Guido February 5, 2010
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