Shower squirrel 

A bar of soap that has been allowed to habitate a shower long enough to have attract a lush coat of pubic hair, resembling a small woodland mammal.

'Reaching blindly for the soap through the steam, I cringed as my fingers locked around the greasy, furry bar. I knew that I too was now a victim of the wily shower squirrel'

Shower squirrel by Digital_Prophet March 18, 2009

Rag Squirrel

A man or woman that is very hairy- does not shave. A very dirty person, often looks like some unsanitary creature that hides in the forest. It is used as an insult.

Dude 1: Eww, is that a man or a woman ?

Dude 2: It's a woman..

Dude 1: ........But they have a beard and chest hair..

Dude 2: They're just a rag squirrel.

Rag Squirrel by kmackk March 26, 2011

Buffet squirrel 

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.

Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .

Buffet squirrel by AfungusAmungus August 17, 2018

st pete squirrel 

"A very difficult task" a miraculous feat, where one burries his testicles into a womens vagina while hitting it in the ass while the nuts remain burried. hencing the term st. pete squirrel because his nuts are burried.

maggie was so wated last night i busted the st pete squirrel twice.

st pete squirrel by Scott Dorman November 24, 2006

Fart Squirrel 

Colloquially known as a "skunk."

"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"

Fart Squirrel by O2L January 8, 2016

Foamy The Squirrel 

A freaking awesome squirrel. Foamy is an animated squirrel that rants about everything he hates and dislikes in general about the real world. Foamy is the brainchild of Jonathan Ian Mathers, a New York cartoonist. Foamy toons are at www.illwillpress.com and on Newgrounds, if anybody's curious.

Squirrely wrath. There's Foamy the Squirrel for you. 'Nuff said.

Foamy The Squirrel by Bob Smith, Etc. January 14, 2008

Anti Squirrel Coalition 

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

Anti Squirrel Coalition by John February 8, 2004