National Speak With Images Day

April 27th is national speak with imaged day where you spend all day speaking with images

Person A: *Sends Image*
Person B: why are you sending pictures?
Person A: *sends screenshot of "National Speak with Images Day"*

by crusaderofthotpockets April 27, 2021

Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

dont speak english day

dont speak english day is on October 7th, speaking english is prohibited on that day.

I wasnt able to understand anyone yesterday, it was dont speak english day and everyone besides me spoke spanish. I only know german.

by your mom, my bedroom August 30, 2022

Speak Looks

SHOW ME YOUR FACE!

"i wanted to ask this girl to SPEAK LOOKS"

by Speak Looks April 20, 2021

i speak abc

"I speak American Born Chinese." As in, my Chinese sucks but I speak English because I was born in the states.

Person A: "(something in Mandarin)"
Person B: "oh, my Chinese sucks."
Person A: "oh, that's okay. I speak ABC!"

by Haunting baker September 01, 2022

speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK

His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken

by Broooogaan November 27, 2010

Cody Speak

Incomprehensible tumblr gibberish spoken by an insane former patient at a psychiatric hospital.

"splurge on skrelp and get a skrinkle or sumn"

"that was some insane cody speak"

by 105u28 October 01, 2021