Sideburns

The only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid.

Man, you know the only reason Jimi Hendrix got laid was because he had sideburns.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

south side

meaning a place known best for its women, drugs, & sex. go to any south side of any state or country and your guaranteed a GREAT time.

Oh dayum is that chik from tha south side? Yea she must be from tha south side, she's hella bangin'

by southsidechik August 30, 2009

side boob

The portion of a woman's breast visible from the side due to loose fitting or skimpy clothing, such as a vest with no top or bra, through the arm of a tank top, or a button undone.

One of Marianne's buttons popped, revealing generous side boob.

by gigablip October 29, 2008

Christian Side Hug

An evangelical non-greeting in which both parties express their mutual disdain for their bodies and the God who created them.

Mike: Do you want to have premarital sex times with me?

Jane: No, I do not (christian side hug) thank you.

Mike: No, thank you.

by fates worse than death November 25, 2009

He Drives on The Wrong Side of the Road

An alternative way of describing someone as a homosexual, Usually spoken by two people behind his back.

Person1: What's up with that Brian guy over there?

Person2: Well... he drives on the wrong side of the road, if you know what I mean

by FatMonkeyJuice April 16, 2006

dark side of the moon

Metaphorical description of the side of the moon facing away from Earth. It was named "dark" only because it was "dark" to our existing knowledge in the many years before space probes existed. This meaning has unfortunately been misunderstood in modern times to mean that one side of the moon is always dark, which is incorrect.

"No one has seen the dark side of the moon."

by mcsew2k January 8, 2008

Side-Gooch

Just as the gooch is the area between the balls and the sphinc, the side-gooch is the area between the balls and the legs.

My side-gooch smells like a genocide.

by Smegster. November 12, 2010