Vacuum My Sausage

The most awkward way possible to ask someone to give you a blow-job. This would be one of the most inappropriate and incorrect ways of asking for one.

"I think that creep is hitting on me. Can we please leave?"
"What did he say?"
"Vacuum My Sausage."
"Oh god. Let's get out of here.."

by hazfreckles November 2, 2011

Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.

Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

sausage nipples

someone more common of a male having nipples that resemble the diameter of a sausage

damn that guy has sausage nipples

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Sausage House

A facility that houses an all male tenents.

You can tell he did time at the sausage house.

by JB March 10, 2003

sausage tubing

when a person, typically male, takes a steamy shit into another persons' asshole.

dan: dude i was with my gf last night and she wanted me to poop into her asshole.

randy: dude! she wanted you to sausage tube her? thats nasty.

dan: yeah i know. but i pinched off a steamy one in her ass anyway.

randy: did she enjoy the sausage tubing?

dan: yeah she said it was better then last time...

by intoodeep January 5, 2010

sausage war

when a group of sausage warriors gather together to "fight"

how many sausage warriors are coming to the sausage war

that was a good sausage war last night

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

sausage brick

The moment when you realize that you just lost the game.

Derp saw a rage comic that had sausage brick in it and lost the game when he looked it up.

by Ammorn October 25, 2011