cob swagger

Having a genital rash, which requires you to walk with a limp

Gee Frank walks funny, he must of had sex with Norris, who has the crabs, which explains the cob swagger

by Waterfall Jones October 25, 2008

shagged

Slang saying that the person has had intercourse with a dog

"He shagged his dog! What a silly fucker Elliot is!"

by Elliotisaidiot March 9, 2018

Swagger

A stupid word that people that think they are gangster use, when infact they are dicks for using such ridiculous language

He's got more swagger than mick jagger!

by nomufftotough December 8, 2010

Shagget

A guy with long dirty hair.

Look At That Guys Shagget

by Jessicaxox October 20, 2008

Swaggeriffic

The way someone presents him/herself...is swag. Swaggeriffic means they do it so awesomely, or there's something in general that's so frickin' awesome, it's not even funny. It got SWAG, bruh

(Also known as "awesomeness" or "high level of KEWL")

Dude, that motorbike is swaggeriffic

Summer, you're so swag, and your walk is swaggeriffic

by onlyThe_awsumestChickEVA♥ December 18, 2011

cunt swagger

A VERY offensive term to describe A man, or any other person, who wears the skin of a woman over his own, such as to where his penis is sticking through the vaginal hole. (referenced from a serial killer)

"That cunt swagger killed all those women! " or " Jeepers Creepers was such a fricken cunt swagger!"

by Bob Kallady June 6, 2007

Swagger Jagger

Swagger Jagger is an "ironic" phrase used by people who look like drowned sewer rats on benefits. The definition of the word derives from "Swagger Jacker" which means to steal or copy ones swagger. The irony of that is the phrase was invented/misinterpreted by a tramp like skag whore for a release of a song in 2011 to which the music video stars Cheryl Cole miming the lyrics... Oh sorry that is Cher Lloyd... well there lies the irony as to me they are the same person and have the same affect of offending peoples eyes and making ears bleed!! So therefore Cher Lloyd is a hypocrite and is what she sings!!

Cher "the rat" Lloyd - "Chez... I want your hair, make up, tacky dress sense from 2003, those earrings, your millions, ashley coles dick, your leftovers, your slight bit of talent, simon cowells love and admiration, STD's, that whiny geordie accent of yours, malaria and basically everything about you to make me you"

Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Cole - "Now then pet, Swagger Jagger, get your game on, get some of your own"

by Archie84 August 22, 2011